[Spoken Intro] Joining today's modern defence force is hard enough, First you have to chose: Navy, Airforce, Army, Kiss Army, Salvation Army, Army of Darkness. But even once you've chosen, You have to make the grade. .. Read »

Goodbye little alarm clock, You've given me great times. But lately time's been slipping away from you. Why you've given up on me, I don't know. Alarm clock don't be sour, You're losing all your power, It's your eleven.. Read »

[Spoken Clinton voice] Hello Australia, Bill here. [Singing Clinton] Well I haven't been down under for quite a while, It's great to see you Austrians speak, Such good English. Hey hey hey. Hey, I say gee-day. Well.. Read »

(Voice 1) This is the first song from our new CD, I just have to warn you, its a little bit scary (Voice 2) Very very scary, B minus scary, seriously the people in this room are pooing their pants right now! Its that scary.. Read »

The hammering from the pit and the pounding of guns grew louder. My fear rose at the sound of someone creeping into the house. Then I saw it was a young artilleryman, weary, streaked with blood and dirt. Artilleryman.. Read »

[VERSE 1] Girl lemme get this tripod make sure that the angles right Don't know if you know yo lines so this might just take all night Baby get up on the bed I'll do all the things you like Everything that I wanna do to you G.. Read »

The steamer began to move slowly away, but on the landward horizon appeared the silhouette of a fighting machine. Another came, and another, striding over hills and trees, plunging far out to sea and blocking the exit of the .. Read »

* unlabelled bonus track appearing after "Lovely Lady" [Kool Keith] Yeah.. I like that little leopard furry outfit I love it You gonna get pregnant wearin that Put on this blindfold Turn around d.. Read »

I think i started something I got what i wanted Did-didn't i Can't feel nothing Superhuman Even when i'm fucking Viagra popping Every single record Auto tuning Zero emotion Muted emotion Pitch corrected Computed emotion I bla.. Read »

For three days I fought my way along roads packed with refugees, the homeless, burdened with boxes and bundles containing their valuables. All that was of value to me was in London. By the time I reached their little red bric.. Read »