I Never Met Someone So Jaded

Your Music's Really Over Rated

Nothing But A Lot Of Pretentious Noise

I Know That Claire Danes Is Your Chick

To Me You're Just Some Ugly Prick Who Got Lucky

Cause He Knew The Beastie Boys

And I Cant Stand It



A Lot Goes On But Nothing Happens

But This Time That's Not True

I Wrote This Song For You

To Tell You That Your 15 Minutes Of Fame Are Almost Up

Yea One More Thing, Ben Lee You Suck



Bob Dylan Must Be Kinda Pissed

Cause You've Been Writing All His Hits

Packaged And Reprocessed For The World

I'd Love To Kick You In The Face

Break Your Legs And Throw You From A Train

Cause You're Such A Fucking Girl

And I Cant Stand It



I Guess This Song's Come To An End

I'll Say Good Bye Until We Meet Again

You Better Stay Out Of My Town

Cause If I Had Way

I'd Call Up Snoop, Ice Cube, And Dr. Dre

We'd Come And Beat You Down