Ooooooooh....Poncho Man

Why Did You Shed Your Clothes?

Ooooooooh....Poncho Man

Put Back On Your Robes



Running Down The Street Under The Noon Sun

Why Did You Do It? Did You Think It Would Be Fun?

Wearing Nothing But A Poncho - We Can See Your Bare Ass

It Doesn't Give You Elegance, Style Or Class



Ooooooooh....Poncho Man

Your Soul To The World You Show

Ooooooooh....Poncho Man

At Least Wear A Sombrero



Red, Green, Yellow, Blue, Pink And Indigo

Wearing All The Colours Of A Freaked Out Rainbow

Woven Out Of Wool So You Don't Catch Cold

But Doesn't It Itch? Cos That's What I Was Told.



Ooooooooh....Poncho Man

They Rugby Tackled You To The Ground

Ooooooooh....Poncho Man

Indecent Exposure, Guilty You're Found



You Think You're The Head Honcho

With Your Dirty Poncho

People Boo And Hiss

You Just Laugh And P***



Ooooooooh....Poncho Man

I Think You Look Stupid Too

Ooooooooh....Poncho Man

But I Wish I Was Just Like You