The pressure increases, Never ceases. Theres no word for the pain I feel, It's so unreal. There is only one thing that can do this to me, I'm sure you see. The impossibilities mount, The size I cannot count. It ca.. Read »

Every Thursday, me and the guys Get together at Joe's, though he always cries "Get out my house", We just laugh and go in And when he tries to stop us, We kick him in the shin. There's another purpose, however, To thes.. Read »

Oh I had a monkey, Who's name, it was Jim. Only problem was he like to Drink loads of vodka and gin. Well, it all began at the circus, When Jim the monkey was but a lad. His trainer gave him a whiskey And from that d.. Read »

This 'Bible' of Errors, Call the stretcher bearers. Some people believed, Their souls it has thieved. Mocking them with it's laugh, They're the sacrificial calf. Their screams echo, echo, This 'Bible' their biggest foe.. Read »

Ooooooooh....Poncho man Why did you shed your clothes? Ooooooooh....Poncho man Put back on your robes Running down the street under the noon sun Why did you do it? Did you think it would be fun? Wearing nothing but a .. Read »

There's a fish in my pocket. Don't squeeze me or I'll shit on your shoes. It takes dead people longer in everything. Why do beavers live in ice? Souls on toast. There are too many fires to piss on. Change the protocol. .. Read »

Looking 'round all I see, A painful world of agony, People suffer endlessly, All because of me! I'm the reason for their pain, I'm their one and only bane, Those I hold wish to be slain, They bow to my fearful reign!.. Read »

I know you're coming to find me I can feel the sense of dread In your books, the Qur'an and the Bible And now as I lie in this bed I can see the end is nearing And the light is coming close As I turn to face the black s.. Read »

Why me? Why me? Please set me free! Trapped in this soulless cage, Screaming at the bars, Venting my pathetic rage. Chorus: Why me? Why me? Free me, free me! Agony, agony! Melodies, melodies, All cry, Why me? Why.. Read »