There was smoke on the water A little fire in the sky If i hear that song one more time I'll stick a fork right in my eye Another round and a pickled egg A truck pulled up with a 100 kegs Just another friday night Fuck.. Read »

She likes to read, I like TV She's checkin out my good friend Steve She likes a beer, I like a shot Her parents think I'm selling pot She likes the boys in the band She always plays in the sand When I mention h.. Read »

Got a thing or two I want to say Gonna knock you down if your in my way Don't want no peace or love and kindness All I really ever need is... Silence! I'll tell you when it's time to speak Riot! hopefully sometime next week .. Read »

Welcome everybody to my table Don't be shy, man, grab a seat C'mon, it's time to eat, dig in Frejoles de T.J., sushi from Japan Weenies from America Don't forget canned ham Monkey brains from India ???? from France Pizzas fr.. Read »

You know, what pisses me off more than anything is all these people who aren't exactly politically correct. Like the other day, I was out walking my Siberian-American huskies. And you know how canines are: they like to sniff .. Read »

Hey now, welcome to my house I'm gonna' have a BBQ and maybe I'll invite ya' Gotta side of pork Gotta' side of creamy salad Got a jar of cole slaw and a case of lighter fluid Oh my god! My arm's on fire! Somebody pass .. Read »

Hey, how did everybody get in my room? it's saturday, another perfect day till I hit the boardwalk headed toward the peir you're fucking gay! fuck you! get outta my way 50,000 jack-offs all on rollerblades greased up dolphin .. Read »

Well I'm going for the gusto No not because I'm supposed to It's a well-known fact No I'll never look back Gonna have another beer Yeah I'm going for the gusto No not because I'm supposed to Most f.. Read »

I take a look around think of places I have been there really aren't too many I would like to see again I've been to 30 8 of 50 states most of them I'd shut down 3 or 4 of them are great back on the east coast dc's a little s.. Read »

imagine my friend that the well has run dry the bar keep resigns cause there won't be more rye trade lies with your mates then you have a good cry it's finally happened no more good times what would you do and what would you .. Read »