Real life was never like this The door opened as I fell trough Minds of man like piss Learning is a thing of the past The door has opened and closed I'm locked inside this out side world Why the fuck no one knows Why the fuc.. Read »

She likes to read, I like T.V. She's checking out my good friend Steve She likes a beer, I like a shot Her parents think I'm selling pot She likes the boys in the band She rollerblades down the strand When I pinch her.. Read »

Im Gonna bake today Try a new recipe Throw out a new apron Move over bacon here comes something meatier The versatile diversity of casserole is similar to living life The ingredients are things that you can't live without L.. Read »

I was down on my luck tired or working for my bucks So I bought a one way ticket on a 40 foot long bus This can't be happening to me I think It just a dream Halfway there I saw the glare this place is fuckin heaven I believe.. Read »

its a 3 day weekend im loading up my truck got tons of beer might shoot a deer blow the shit out of a duck steve's got a crossbow jamie a shotgun anything that fuckin moves ready aim fire BLAM! oh my god i cant belie.. Read »

I've had my pet Since I was nine years old I loved him and fed him But one day he attacked I knew he didn't love me back So I grabbed him like a football And punted fifty yards Now I hate pets Take yourself to the vet Now I .. Read »

well i'm starving for attention and i'm looking for perfection and my only opposition is my lack of motivation but i'm looking for an in but i'm pissin' in the wind and if i had a towel man i'm sure i'd throw it in .. Read »

Okay, here's the story about my mom and dad One was white One was black I bet you think you're glad I'm a half breed, my skin is fair yet tan I don't know what the hell I'm on So 1, 2...1, 2, 3 SLAM!!! Kinky hair whe.. Read »

dancing round in circle staring at the sky spending hours on a corner trying to hitch a ride your girlfriend is filthy and stoned out of her mind she hasn't had a shower since 1969 you can't even read you can't even spe.. Read »

Well She Went Away For The Holidays, Said Shes Going Too L.A But She Never Got There Never Got There, Never got There they say yea oh oh oh She Went Away For The Holidays, Said Shes Going Too L.A But She Never Got There.. Read »