My mum always said nothing would break me or lead me astray, Who would have guessed I'd let me mind drift so far away? You always said I was a dreamer now it's dead, I'm dreaming of things that's making my mind go crazy, Smal.. Read »

I had a friend that took a blet, took a blet and hung himself Hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived His woman and his little bro came home from the grocery store Only to find him dangling in the apartmen.. Read »

Fifteen years getting loaded Fifteen years 'till his liver exploded Now what's Bob gonna do now that he can't drink? The Doc said, "What were you thinkin' 'bout?" Bob said, "That's just the point, I wasn't thinkin' 'bout noth.. Read »

Ela é do tempo do Bob Lá do Pina de Copacabana Ela é do tempo do BobLá do Pina de Copacabana Ela é do tempo do Bob Lá do Pina de Copacabana Ela é do tempo do Bob Lá do Pina de Copacabana De tarde na praia O que ela .. Read »

I, man, am regal - a German am I Never odd or even If I had a hi-fi Madam, I'm Adam Too hot to hoot No lemons, no melon Too bad I hid a boot Lisa Bonet ate no basil Warsaw was raw Was it a car or a cat I saw? Rise.. Read »

We don't like him he's such a geek He wears funny glasses he has so many zits Bob turkee the dick Bob turkee the dick Bob turkee the turkey Bob turkee the dick He has a beer belly he doesn't drink beer He doesn't like girls h.. Read »

Uncle Bob, you're a drunken slob Daddy brought home a real winner Yeah Wake the guest, drink the tea For his holiday dinner Uncle Bob walked through the door He was built He was fucking ga-galore The strength of his.. Read »

How may roads must a man walk down I wish I could write so profound The words he spoke were blown in the wind Pick up my air guitar and write like him Awwww Bob Dylan I live my life like a Rolling Stone Feel my words a.. Read »

BOB WHITEBenny Goodman I was talkin to the whippoorwillHe says you got a corny trillBob White! Whatcha gonna swing tonight?I was talkin to the mocking birdHe says you are the worst he's heard,Bob White! Whatcha gonna swing .. Read »

Have you heard the story of Bottleneck Bob tried to rob a train with cattle He laid in ambush above the hills early Sunday morning He blew the tracks to smithereens with the biggest blast you've ever seen and the cattle ra.. Read »