You get 35 dollars I get to slap you with my dick You get dinner at Spago′sI get to cum inside your ass Friends with benefits Friends with benefits You get to drive my Maserati I get to shower in your piss You get your fa.. Read »

Well I'm so sick and tired of all your hissy fits we've got ireconsilable differences if we could just say no to this relationship we could be best friends with benefites that's right that's what i said that's the best thou.. Read »

Lately I´ve been trying to figure out your mind And why condition me poor little me And why you have a change of heart turn it all around and then Try to put it on me poor little me Don´t ya know I can make ya trip .. Read »

I wanna get them drugs from ya Tonight I'm goin' hard for ya Tonight she takin' all of me yeah Fargo I wanna get them drugs from ya Speedin' from the law for ya We f*ck like friends with benefits I wanna get them drugs from y.. Read »

Whilst Robson plays his Sharp CD And Beardsley paints his lounge "hint of green" And the big clubs dream of a Superleague Of Keegan's "reasonable" three thousand a week But back at Sinthonia, the ground's hardly packed And th.. Read »

I know a place where the dead they come to life But you will get there and see it anyway You can float but you cannot walk by Why send a robot to do a man's job Hey most pessimistic boy in LA Have some ice cream and rela.. Read »

For the benefit of Mr. Kite there will be a show tonight on trampoline The Hendersons will all be there late of Pablo Fanques'fair, what a scene Over men and horses hoops and garters and lastly through a hogshead of real.. Read »

For the benefit of Mr. Kite There will be (For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite, thiis is take 1 Being for the benefit One, two, three, four) (Take 2 One, two, three, four) For the benefit of Mr. Kite There will be a show .. Read »

Now and then there's a fool such as I Pardon me, if I'm sentimental When we say goodbye Don't be angry with me should I cry When you're gone, yet I'll dream A little dream as years go by Now and then there's a fool such as I .. Read »

Treat me like a fool, Treat me mean and cruel, But love me. Wring my faithful heart, Tear it all apart, But love me. If you ever go, Darling, I'll be oh so lonely I'll be sad and blue, Crying over you, dear only. I would beg .. Read »