Yeah, screw your diet man Oh, eat up while you can Your carbohydrate plan Is just a Subway scam Atkins was a giant man How can you trust him with your food? Atkins was a giant man Do you want to be giant, too? Let's cash in.. Read »

I called into work, I'm sick Aliens, they want my dick Belinda there's a problem with me-nis Aliens, they want my penis Chorus Oh, God, I should have known Aliens, no, I've been blown I have like seven toes Here it goes Ch.. Read »

Looking at the man that you've made He's poor and alone and afraid His body was in your command Everything except for the hands How did you become a wife? How did you become a mom? What did you think of the knife? What did y.. Read »

Chorus Dance Dance Dance On the pad, move your feet Dance Dance Dance Keep up with the techno beat Dance Dance Dance The game keeps count of hit or miss Dance Dance Dance Don't deny me dancing bliss I can play from 9 to 5 Of.. Read »

The Mohawk style will never change Still the same race but in a different place The music scene is oh so crass I'm here to kick the music scene's ass Chorus Guess it's, time for Guess it's time for a revolution (x4) Where d.. Read »

I can't watch you standing there With your ugly fucking hair Please don't please don't get too near Get that shit away from here I can't stand your shortened mop Golden locks you chose to crop And to think that you're so sma.. Read »

Similar to Jesus I am everywhere you go But Jesus ain't got nothing on my funky fresh flow At the mall my album spins in every store As the virus spreads I get harder to ignore Your weekend must suck since everyone you know i.. Read »

Writing is getting even worse This stupid name has become a curse Without it nobody seemed to care I'm being held hostage by my hair The Mohawk shtick is getting stale I know this album is going to fail To change things now .. Read »

I'm too famous (x3) For you now Mom don't even try to call I'm too busy writing songs I'm too famous (x4) Dad can't make me do my chores I don't wash dishes cause I'm hardcore I'm too famous (x4) Thanksgiving Dinner and Chr.. Read »

My mom said "I believe in God." So I told her I was an Athiest The next day, I went to church just to Piss off some Satanist I only hang at the coffee shop (x2) Please pay attention to me Chorus I want to believe in what yo.. Read »