*(Well, right about that time people A fur-trapper (who was strictly from commercial) Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (peekaboo) ) And he started into whippin' on my favorite baby seal With a lead.. Read »

Joe: These executives have plooked the fuck out of me And there's still a long time to go before I've Paid my debt to society And all I ever really wanted to do was Play the guitar 'n bend the string like Reent-toont-te.. Read »

Joe: Maybe you thought I was the Packard Goose Or the Ronald MacDonald of the nouveau-abstruse Well fuck all them people, I don't need no excuse For being what I am Do you hear me, then? All them rock 'n roll writers .. Read »

Central Scrutinizer: This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . again. Hi! . . . It's me again, the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . Joe says Lucille has messed his mind up, but, was it the girl or was it the music? As you can see . . ... Read »

Yes indeed Here we are At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast Where I stole the margarine And wheedled on the Bingo cards And blew up the latrine I saw a handsome parish lady Make her entrance like a queen While she was totall.. Read »

I'm losing status at the high school I used to think that it was my school WAH WAH WAH WAH I was the king of every school activity But that's no more... Oh mama, what will come of me? The other night we painted posters We p.. Read »

Joe: Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn Du miserabler hurensohn Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn Streck ihn aus Streck aus deinem heißen gelockten Streck ihn aus Streck aus deinem heißen gelockten Streck ihn aus .. Read »

In the dark Where all the fevers grow Under the watah Where the shark bubbles blow In the morning By your radio Do the walls close in to suffocate, yah You ain't got no friends And all the others they hate, yah Does the life .. Read »

Joe: Sy Borg Gimme dat, gimme dat Sy Borg Gimme dat, give me the chromium leg, I beg Sy Borg Gimme dat, gimme dat Sy Borg Gimme dat, give me the chromium leg, Little wires, pliers, tires They turn me on Maybe I'm .. Read »

It was the blackest night There was no moon in sight You know the stars ain't shinin' 'Cause the sky's too tight I heard the scarey wind I seen some ugly trees There was a werewolf honkin' 'Long the side of me I'm mean 'n I'.. Read »