(Well) Catholic Girls With a tiny little mustache Catholic Girls Do you know how they go? Catholic Girls In the Rectory Basement Father Riley's a fairy But it don't bother Mary Catholic Girls At the CYO Catholic .. Read »

Central Scrutinizer: This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential cons.. Read »

Chop a line now... Cocaine decisions... You are a person with a snow-jon You got a fancy gotta go job Where the cocaine decisions that you make today Will Mean that millions somewhere else Will do it your way Cocaine decisio.. Read »

L. Ron Hoover: Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology! The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only! Don't you be Tarot-fied It's just a token of my extreme Don't you be Tarot-fied It's just a token of my ext.. Read »

Hey, this is for all the republicans in the audience! Cock-sucker tammy get your mother fuckin' dammy We're goin' downtown to the cock-suckers' ball Fuck, suck an' fight 'till beginnin' of the broad daylight We don't n.. Read »

The mystery man came over And he said "I'm outta sight!" He said for a nominal service charge I could reach nirvana tonight If I was ready, willing and able To pay him his regular fee He would drop all the rest of His pressin.. Read »

Central Scrutinizer: But one night, at the Social Club meeting Mary didn't show up . . . She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory In order to get a pass To see some big rock group for free . . . Larry: Hey Hey He.. Read »

Don't know much about dancin' That's why I got this song One of my legs is shorter than the other 'N' both my feet's too long 'Course now right along with 'em I got no natural rhythm But I go dancin' every night Hopin' one da.. Read »

I don't know much about dancin', That's why I got this song, One of my legs is shorter than the other, And both of my feet are too long. 'Course now I'll ride along with them, I got no natural rythem, But I go dancing e.. Read »

(chorus) I couldn't see where she's coming from but I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm. She strolled on over say look here bum I got a 40 dollar bill say you can't make me c*m. You just can't do it She made a bet with h.. Read »