You've Got Cancer
you've got cancer,cancer [x4]your hair's falling out from kemopart of your colon's been removedyou're only down to 90 poundsyou've only got 3 months to liveyou've got cancer,cancer [x4].. Read »
You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stoma
I thought you where a fat chickthen i realized you where pregnanti thought it would be funny if your baby diedso i kicked you in the stomachi kicked you, your baby's deadi kicked you, your baby's deadi kicked you, your baby's deadha ha ha your baby's dead.. Read »
You're In A Coma
you're a fucking vegetable,we tried to pull the plugbut you still wouldn't die,you're a dumb stupid fag[pre chorus:]you shit in a bag,you piss in a tube,you can't walk,you can't move[chorus:]you're in a coma [x4]i tried to give you a hotfoot,but you didn'.. Read »
You're Gay
[chorus:]y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay [x4]you volunteer for charity work-you're gayyou care about the environment-you're gayyou're a ballet dancer-you're gayyou're a cake decorator-you're gay[chorus]you subscribe to honcho-you're gayyou go to fashion shows-.. Read »
You're Dumb
youu've got a new t pass, just for retardsyou've got sagging breasts that are very largeall over your wrinkled body, you've got lots of pimplesand you've got a greasy hair coming out of your nipplehey, you're dumb [x3]you live with your parents, and your .. Read »
You're Best Friend Is You
no one cares what you say,no one gives a shit about norwayno one can stand the way you talk,except your girlfriend,the greasy wop[1st chorus:]everyone mistakes you for a jewyour best friend is you [x2]you have hook nose like a fucking jewyour best friend .. Read »
You're A Tready F***ing Pussy
You always talk behind my back,but when i see you,you want to shake my handWhen i see you ready to fight,you change your story like i knew you mightYou grew up wanting to be just like me,but i'm not cool in your cliqueAnymoreI never changed with the trend.. Read »
You're A F***ing Cunt
You're F***ing annoying and your band F***ing sucks Your boyfriend's an idiot and you're a F***ing cunt You think you're so important an wan't everyone to suck up I hope you o.d. and die real soon cuz you're a F***ing cunt 15 year kids don't care about an.. Read »
You're A Cop
powdered sugar on your fingers, coffee on your shirtbribes in your pocket, you never do any workyou fat fucking slob you just sit in a caruntil you get off work then it's back to the bar[chorus:]you fucking pig-pigyou're a fucking cop-cop [x4]you never ca.. Read »
You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The
Rape [x4]I drank a case of whiskeyAnd you looked like Jeanine JizmI drank another case of whiskeyAnd you looked like Roseanne Barr[Chorus:]You were to ugly to rape, so I beat you upWhen I looked at you, I had to throw upI drank a case of whiskeyAnd you lo.. Read »