There Was A Lady In A Window

In The Room Across The Way

From The Hotel I Was Staying In

While On My Holiday

I Couldn't Help But See Everything

'Cause I Was Peeping I Confess

Still After Dinner Every Night

She Had The Strangest Guest



She'd Retire To Her Favorite Chair

And Sit There With A Dog

Fill The Crystal Glasses

While The Fire Danced On The Log

I Watched Them Drink Their Bubbly Brew

Until The Fire Grew Dim

Then I Stuck My Head Out The Window

And Said Why Not Me Instead Of Him



Oh Your Bulldog Drinks Champagne

And I Ain't One To Complain

What A Perfect Waste Of Wine It Seems To Be

So Honey, Tell Ol' Rover That The Big Dog's Coming Over

'Cause Any Woman That Would Get A Bulldog Drunk

Would Have To Be Good To Me



Fourteen Days And Fourteen Nights

Not One Word Did I Hear

Her With Her Silk And Champagne

Over To Me In My Shorts With A Beer

She Just Left The Curtains Wide

And I Knew She Knew I Could See

Her And The Pug-nosed Mutt

Guzzling Wine And Teasing Me



Oh Your Bulldog Drinks Champagne

And I Ain't One To Complain

What A Perfect Waste Of Wine It Seems To Be

So Honey, Tell Ol' Rover That The Big Dog's Coming Over

'Cause Any Woman That Would Get A Bulldog Drunk

Would Have To Be Good To Me



So I Made A Bolder Move

I Went Over And Rang Her Bell

I Heard Growling From Inside

And I Got Scared As Hell

Then The Bulldog Staggered Out The Door

And He Said, How Do Yo Do

But The Lady Bit Me On The Leg

And I Said R-rouf, I Love You Too



Oh Your Bulldog Drinks Champagne

And I Ain't One To Complain

What A Perfect Waste Of Wine It Seems To Be

So Honey, Tell Ol' Rover That The Big Dog's Coming Over

'Cause Any Woman That Would Get A Bulldog Drunk

Would Have To Be Good To Me