You Have A Mustache,you Called Me On The Phone

You Wear A Beret And You Sell Colonge

You Wear Colonge But You Still Smell Bad

You Smell Like Shit From All The Men That You've Had



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You Sell Colonge [x4]



You Wear A Gay Suit, You Have A Mustache

You're Always Looking At Your Customers Ass

A Freelance Homo,you Tried To Sell To Sears

But You Got Kicked Out Because You're Fucking Queer



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