Making Young Girls Pine

I Don't Have The Time

Babies Get In Line

I've Got A Protractor

Got A Stapler Now

It Goes "Ka-ching"

Gotta Have The Math Club Crown Me King

Gotta Rock The Screen With The Cosine Graphing

On My Calculator

If You're Up

And If You Want

A Piece Of Me

Wave Goodbye And Blow A Kiss

'Cause You Can't Handle This



[Chorus:]

No, No, No

You Can't Handle This.



Through My Glasses Glare

You'll See Savoir Faire

Beneath My Icy Stare

I've Got A Retainer

Maybe I'm The Physics Main Event

Maybe I'm The Chem Club President

Maybe Even Texas Instruments

Thinks That I'm Coplanar

If You're Up

And If You Want

A Piece Of Me

Wave Goodbye And Blow A Kiss

'Cause You Can't Handle This



And Leonard Nemoy

Can't Stand Up To This

And Captain James T. Kirk

Bows Beneath My Fists

And I Am Awesome

Awesome

I Am The Awesomest