Sittin' With The Fat Man
Tryin' To Get A Loan
Talkin' About Horses
And The Women That We've Known

Spittin' On The Sidewalk
Squintin' Into The Sun
Greetin' All The People
Smilin' At Everyone

I Said "Hey, Listen, Fat Man
I Just Can't Get A Break
Must I Pay My Whole Life Long
For Just One Mistake?

"My Brother's In The Armed Forces
My Sister Is In Jail,
Won't You Give Me Fifty Dollars
So I Can Pay Her Bail?"

He Said "You Can't Fool The Fat Man
No, You Can't Fool Me
You're Just A Two-bit Grifter
And That's All You'll Ever Be"