[Paolo:]
You Are Woman, I Am Man
You Are Smaller, So I Can Be Taller Than
You Are Softer To The Touch
It's A Feeling, I Like Feeling Very Much
You Are Someone I've Admired
Still Our Friendship
Leaves Something To Be Desired
Does It Take More Explanation Than This?
You Are Woman, I Am Man
Let's Kiss

[Rachel:]
Isn't This The Height Of Nonchalance
Furnishing A Bed In Restaurants?
Well, A Bit Of Dinner Never Hurt
But Guess Who Is Gonna Be Dessert?
Do Good Girls Do Just What Mama Says
When Mama's Not Around?
It's A Feeling
Oy Vey, What A Feeling

[Paolo:]
A Bit Of Pate

[Rachel:]
I Drink It All Day
Should I Do The Things He'll Tell Me To?
In This Pickle What Would Sadie Do?
In My Soul I Feel An Inner Lack
Just Suppose He Wants His Dinner Back?

[Rachel:]
Now I Feel That There's A Fire Here
Try That Once A Little Higher, Dear
What A Beast To Ruin Such A Pearl
Would A Convent Take A Jewish Girl?

[Both:]
[laughs]

[Paolo:]
You Are Woman,

[Rachel:]
You Are Man,

[Paolo:]
Let's!!