[Verse 1]

Hey Jack, I Know What You're Thinking

That Now's As Good As Any To Start Drinking

Hey Scotty?

Yeah!

What's It Gonna Be?

A Gin And Tonic Sounds Might Mighty Good To Me.



Man I Know I Gotta Go,

It's The Same Thing Every Time.

But I Don't Think Another Drink's,

Gonna Make Me Lose My Mind.

So I Think About My Next Drink.

And It's You And Me

And The Bottle Makes 3 Tonight.



[Verse 2]

Well I Know This Cat Named Mo.

He Wanders To And Fro.

His And My Favorite Waterin' Hole.

I Says "Hey Mo, How You Doing,

Where Have You Been?

He Says, "I've Been Fine With My Whiskey,

Wine And Gin.



Man I Know I Gotta Go,

It's The Same Thing Every Time.

But I Don't Think Another Drink's,

Gonna Make Me Lose My Mind.

So I Think About My Next Drink.

And It's You And Me

And The Bottle Makes 3 Tonight.



[Repeat Verse 1]



Whadda Mean It's Last Call?

I Just Got Here!