My Sister Got Lucky, Married A Yuppie
Took Him For All He Was Worth
Now She's A Swinger Dating A Singer
I Can't Decide Which Is Worse

But Not Me Baby, I've Got You To Save Me
Oh Yer So Bad, Best Thing I Ever Had
In A World Gone Mad, Yer So Bad

My Sister's Ex-husband Can't Get No Lovin'
Walks Around Dog-faced And Hurt
Now He's Got Nothin', Head In The Oven
I Can't Decide Which Is Worse

(Repeat Chorus)