All Around The Country And Coast To Coast
People Always Say What Do You Like Most?
I Don't Wanna Brag I Don't Wanna Boast
So I Just Tell Em I Like Toast

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YEAH TOAST!!
YEAH TOAST!!

I Get Up In The Morning About 6 AM
Had A Little Jelly Had A Little Jam
Take A Piece Of Bread Put It In The Slot
Push Down The Lever And The Wires Get Hot

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YEAH TOAST!!
YEAH TOAST!!

Now There's No Secret To Toasting Perfection
There's A Dial On The Side And You Make Your Selection
Push To The Dark Or The Light And Then
If It Pops Too Soon Press Down Again Make Toast

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YEAH TOAST!!
UH TOAST!!

When The First Caveman Drove In From The Drags
Didn't Know What Would Go With The Bacon And The Eggs
Musta Bin A Genius Got It In His Head
Plug The Toaster In The Wall Buy A Bag Of Bread Make Toast

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YEAH TOAST!!
UH OHH!

OuI Monsuier Bonjour Coquette
On Hon Croisoiant On Vous A Vere
Morishe Vour Eifel Towere
OuI Marie Baguette Bon Soir

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FRENCH TOAST!!
FRENCH TOAST!!

In Chicago We're On The Bob And Tom Show

YEAH TOAST!!

Eh Uh Uh

Toast