When You're Small And Skinny
Choosing Clothes Is Not A Problem
When You're Big And Fat
Its Impossible To Find Some

I Try To Fit In To Small And Medium
But They're Skin Tight
Go Up To Large- It Isn't As Bad
I Tell Myself It's Just My Height

But I Really Know I'm So Fat

I'm Extra Extra Large
In Big- Sized Clothes
I Can't Remember
The Last Time I Saw My Toes

Standing Up Is Becoming Hard
Maybe I'm Just Tired
Yeah Right, Lets Face It
I'm A Tub Of Lard

I Probably Won't Find Love
With Some Anorexic Tart
But When Can I
Open Up My Heart?

There's Too Much Fat In The Way
Can't You Tell?
This Takes Some Time
To Grow And Swell