Heaven Is Closed And Hell′s Overcrowded
So I Think I'll Just Stay Where I Am
So Many People, Well, It Sure Is LonelyBut Who Even Gives A Damn?
I Hear Someone Callin′, "Come In From The Craziness"
But There Ain't Nobody Around
Heaven Is Closed And Hell's Overcrowded
So I Think I′ll Just Stay Where I Am

Heaven Left For California On A Midnight Plane
Hell Stayed Behind So I Wouldn′t Be Lonely
For Reasons That's Hard To Explain
Could It Be Hell Is Heaven And That Heaven Is Hell
And Each One Are Both The Same Thing?
Well, I Hope Heaven Finds What She′s Lookin' For
And That Hell Treats Us Both Just The Same

Heaven Is Closed And Hell′s Overcrowded
So I Think I'll Just Stay Where I Am
So Many People, Well, It Sure Is Lonely
But Who Even Gives A Damn?
I Hear Someone Callin′, "Come In From The Craziness"
But There Ain't Nobody Around
Heaven Is Closed And Hell's Overcrowded
So I Think I′ll Just Stay Where I Am
Let′s Burn One For Those Still Livin' In Hell
Let′s Burn One For Those Who Think They're In Heaven
Burn One For Everyone In The Whole World
And Anyone Stuck In-between

Heaven Is Closed And Hell′s Overcrowded
So I Think I'll Just Stay Where I Am
So Many People, Well, It Sure Is Lonely
But Who Even Gives A Damn?
I Hear Someone Callin′, "Come In From The Craziness"
But There Ain't Nobody Around
Heaven Is Closed And Hell's Overcrowded
So I Think I′ll Just Stay Where I Am
Yeah, Heaven Is Closed And Hell′s Overcrowded
So I Think I'll Just Stay Where I Am