Pastor:



Hey Siter Bettie, Sister Clara



And Who Is This? You New Here, Ain't You Brother?




Willie D:



Yep




Pastor:



Well Welcome To Mount Paid In Full



God Sure Is Good, Ain't He?




Willie D:



Sure Is




Pastor:



Well We Gonna Ask You To Put All You Valuables In This Here Cup



And Pass All Your Other Metal Objects To Brother Swaggert



You Can Pick Em Up Over There On The Other Side




Willie D:



What, Y'all Having A Problem With Weapons Or Something In Church?




Pastor:



No, Brother, It's Just That Pastor Gimme Don't Want No Change In The



Church




Verse 1:



Ain't That A Bitch, The Churchhouse Getting Rich



But I'm Looking Like Dookie On A Stick



As Soon As I Walked In, They Couldn't Wait



To Pass That Goddamned Collection Plate



And Before I Could Stick My Dollar In



The Ushers Were Making Rounds Again



To Get There I Had To Hitch A Ride



And These Motherfuckers Talking About 20 Percent In Tithes



Telling Me It's For The Homeless, And Those



With Nowhere To Go, But At Night The Church Door Is Closed



Now You Can Come As You Are



But You Better Be Sharp As A Tack, With A New Car



Cause If You Ain't Got That Cash



Watch Them So-called Christians Talk About Your Ass



I Don't Give A Fuck About Your Blessings



You Want To Know My Religion, Why Don't You Guess It




Chorus: (2x)



Why's Everybody Keep Playing With God?




Verse 2:



I Gotta Talk About These Clowns Behind The Pulpit



Cause They Full Of That Bullshit



It's No Wonder They Think They Large



With These Motherfucking Members Treati