It's A Nine Mile Walk
From The Office To The Pumps
Sometimes You Think You're Gonna Drop
In The End You're Filthy Dirty
Horny And Pissed Off
And Before You Can Leave U Gotta Sweep The Fuckin' Shop
It's A Real Real Bitch
To Be Workin' 4 The Man
But Shit I Do It Well So What The Fuck
I Could Probly Wash Dishes
At Some Other Fuckin' Dump
But It's All The Same To Me
Bustin' Ass 2 Make A Buck

So Read 'em Up + Stick 'em
Pump That Fucker Good
Some Woman Down On Main St. Needs A Jump
Get Your Fingers Outta Your Ass
And Pump Some Faggot's Gas
And Think About How Bad New Hope Sucks

It's A Piss Poor Life
When The Ladies Fire U Up
And Then U Check Their Oil And Know You're Fucked
'cuz No One Wants A Loser
Who Works For 5 An Hour
Smells Like Gas, Looks Like Shit
Works In The Rain - Rude As Hell

I Can Fix A Tire Like Hurricane Melinda
I Know That I'm The Best For What It's Worth
So If I Choose To Help You
Don't Look Like You Expect It
'cuz It's A Gift That God Gave Me At Birth

So Read 'em Up + Stick 'em
Pump That Fucker Good
Some Woman Down On Main St. Needs A Jump
Get Your Fingers Outta Your Ass
And Pump Some Faggot's Gas
And Think About How Bad New Hope Sucks

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