Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?
He's Over There Behind The Tree
He's Down In The Dirt, Would Ya Help Him?
I Think It's His Lung

Mister Would You Please Help My Pony?
He's Chewin' Bark And Not The Leaves
He's Cryin' Like A Baby, Would You Help Him?
I Think It's His Lung

Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?
He's Down - He Ain't Gettin' Up
He Coughed Up Snot In The Driveway
And I Think His Lung's Fucked Up
Pony, Pony, Pony

Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?
He's Over There Lookin' At Me
He Can't Talk Because He's A Pony
I Think It's His Lung

(Repeat First Verse)