It Is As Smooth As A Mutilated(??) Shit On A Shingle.
Rip Rip Rip Van Winkle He Can Shit On A Shingle At Dawn.
Would You Like To Do A Boing Boing Boing Boing?

She's A Fun-lovin' Woman And I'd Love To See Her Wiggle.
She's A Rooty-toot Kid With A Piggy In The Middle.
She'd Love To Do A Boing Boing Boing Boing?

Oh Yeah. Oh Yeah. Oh Yeah. Ohhhhhh Yeah.