It's Not The First Time Somebody Has Ahd The Flu,
Remember When You Had Toothache...
A Hot Lemsip Will Help The Sneezing So,
You Will Have To Stay Happy...

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Remember...
Worse Things Happen At Sea,
Keep Dreaming Of Better Days...
Keep Dreaming Of Better Days...

I Know It's Crap When There's Something In Your Eye,
Think Yourself Lucky You've Not Got A Bad Back,
It's Pretty Sore When You Have A Mouth Ulcer,
But You Have Got To Stay Happy...

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I Know It's Sad When Your Face Is Acne,
But Don't Be Put Off By Some Yellow Spots,
So You Got A Toe Nailthat His Growing In,
You Have Got To Stay Happy...