The Tavern's Open Again
The Line-up Who Light Up Will Surely Decide The Fate
Of These Incorrigibles
Who Plaster Their Messages Up On The Interstate

When She Turns Fifty
I Might Be Dead

But Acting Happy Again
Go Singing His Songs About Rush-hour Traffic Jams
When The Vodka Kicks In
A Night At The Rockies
Digging In For The Slam

When She Turn Fifty
I'll Bake The Bread
I'll Bake The Bread.