Stan: What Would Brian Boitano Do


If Was Here Right Now?


He'd Make A Plan And He'd Follow Through


That's What Brian Boitano'd Do!


Kyle: When Brian Boitano Was In The Olympics


Skating For The Gold


He Did Two Salchows And A Triple Lutz While Wearing A Blindfold


Cartman: When Brian Boitano Was In The Alps


Fighting Grizzly Bears


He Used His Magical Fire Breath


And Saved The Maidens Fair


Everyone: So What Would Brian Boitano Do


If Were Here Today?


I'm Sure He'd Kick An Ass Or Two


That's What Brian Boitano'd Do!


Cartman: I Want This V-chip Out Of Me


It Has Stunted My Vocabulary


Kyle: And I Just Want My Mom


To Stop Fighting Everyone


Stan: For Wendy I'll Be An Activist Too


Cuz That's What Brian Boitano'd Do!


Everyone: What Would Brian Boitano Do?


He'd Call All The Kids In Town


And Tell Them To Unite For Two


That's What Brian Boitano'd Do!


When Brian Boitano Traveled Through Time


To The Year 3010


He Fought The Evil Robot King


And Saved The Human Race Again


Cartman: And When Brian Boitano Built The Pyramids


He Beat Up Kublar Kahn


Everyone: Cuz Brian Boitano Doesn't Take Shit From Anybody


So Let's Get All The Kids Together


For We Have To Stop Our Moms


And We'll Save Terrance & Phillip Too


Cuz That's What Brian Boitano'd Do


And We'll Save Terrance & Phillip Too


Cuz That's What Brian Boitano'd Dooooo


Cuz That's What Brian Boitano'd Do!