I Call You Every Hour On The Telephone

I Work My Fingers Right Down To The Bone

I Even Got You A Chihuahua So You Wouldn`t Be Alone

Got You You A Trailer 'bout The Size Of Maine

Bought A Mile Of Interstate In Your Name



I`ve Given You Everything

Baby What Do You Want From Me!



I Burned All My Porno - 'cause You Were PMS'n

You Say It Offends You - All That Talking It Never Ends

Disconnected My X-Box And Ditched All My Friends

So You Can Go To The Opera.

Dumped All My Girlfriends - Even The Dirty Ones

You Think They Annoy You - They Wanna Destroy You

I`m Givin` You Everything

Baby What Do You Want From Me!



Got You A Picture You Can Put In A Frame

Wearing A Suit All Check And Lame

I Even Signed It At The Bottom So You`d 'member My Name

Took You To Target For Your Birthday Meal

Got You An Autographed Buns Of Steel

So What A Deal!

I`m Givin` You Everything

Baby What Do You Want From Me!



I Burned All My Porno - 'cause You Were PMS'n

You Say It Offends You - All That Talking It Never Ends

Disconnected My X-Box And Ditched All My Friends

So You Can Go To The Opera.

Dumped All My Girlfriends - Even The Dirty Ones

You Say They Annoy You - They Wanna Destroy You

I`m Givin` You Everything

Baby What Do You Want From Me!



I Give You Everything

Zirconium Diamond Rings

I Gotcha LoJack For Your Pontiac

And Some Decals On Your Finger Nails

And A A Bass Master, A Singing Trout

And A TV And A CD

And A DVD From QVC

And Baby What Ya Think Of Me!



Burned All My Porno

You Say It Offends You

Disconnected My X-Box

Baby What Do You Want From Me!

What Do You Want From Me!

What Do You Want From Me!