I Was Sitting There Watching TV

Wendy Came And Sat On My Knee

She Put Her Finger In My Ear

But I Pulled It Out So I Could Hear

What The Newsman On The Television Said

He Said The King Of Rock'n'roll Was Dead

And In The Spooky Television Light

She Said, "Don't Ever Forget This Night"



I Was Fucking Wendy Under The Stars,

The Night That Elvis Died

I Was Fucking Wendy Under The Stars,

The Night That Elvis Died



As We Walked Across The Dew Wet Field

I Never Ever Thought She Would Yield

To My You Body's Aching Desire

For And Older Woman's Well Banked Fire

By The Left Hand I Was Led

To The Place That We Would Make Our Bed

And Embracing In The Blue Moonlight

She Said, "Don't Ever Forget This Night"



I Was Fucking Wendy Under The Stars,

The Night That Elvis Died

I Was Fucking Wendy Under The Stars,

The Night That Elvis Died



She Was 31 I Was 17

I Found Out Then What Passion Could Mean

I Thought I Loved Her But I Didn't Know How

I Don't Lover Her When I See Her Now

With The Tape Deck Turned Up Loud

She Made A Young Man Feel Strong And Proud

And In The Coolness Of The Morning Light

She Said, "Don't Ever Forget This Night"



I Was Fucking Wendy Under The Stars,

The Night That Elvis Died

I Was Fucking Wendy Under The Stars,

The Night That Elvis Died

The Night That Elvis Died...the Night That Elvis Died...