Intro:
A Pure Idiot Ting A Gwaan
As Far As Mi See A War, Physically, But Ketch Mi Lyrically Nuh
Mi A Di Gal Dem Trolly

Chorus:
A War Wah Wah Wah War, Wah Wah Wah War, What Dem Really Fighting For
War Wah Wah Wah War, Wah Wah Wah War, Everyman A Tun Gun Dor
War Wah Wah Wah War, Wah Wah Wah War, But Mi An Mi Gal Dem A Par
War Wah Wah Wah War, War Wah Wah Wah War, Everybody Tun (Hold)

Verse 1:
If A D.J. A Di Year Dem Haffi Wuk Fi Dat
Yuh Nuh See A Mi An Mi Gal Dem Fight In All Di Combat
When Mi A Work Fi Mi Gal Dem Haffi Get Flat
Pop Off Mi Pistol Like A Gun Mi A Fire Shot
When Mi A Bowl Yuh Nuh See A Pure Gal A Bat
Gal Dem A Rush Mi Seh Mi Bad Like A Gala Wasp
After Nuh Man Dis Yah D.J. Nah Nuh Bus Nuh Shot
Takes Two To Quarrel After Dat A Hottaclasp (Cause)
Dem Never Realize Seh Tupac Dead A Bleed
Biggy Never Care Nor Him Never Take Heed
Dem Kill Him An Left Him Baby Mother She A Breed
An Bring It Come A Yard, But A Dat Mi Haffi Leave

Chorus

Verse 2:
Well, If A So Mi An Mi Gal In A Pure Fist Fight
Special Ocossion A Must Late A Night
Bus Weh Di Bikini Like A Big Bagey Kite
Knock Out Di Brazierre Get It Out A Mi Sight
A Pure Murderation Right Through Di Night
Yuh Tink Mi An Tony A Go Fight, Yuh Mad
Mi Nah Nuh Time Fi Go Waste Out Mi Might
Fi Go Fight 25 Man Like Mi A Look Stripe
Gimmi A Gal Mek Mi Wuk Until She Start Bite
A Mi Dem Call Call Mr. Nice, (Cause)
Karen, Suzette And Dawn, A Dem De Gal Mi Want In A Mi Palm
Cause

Chorus

Verse 3:
Mi Nah Go Have Mi Gun An Go Rob Nuh Sneaker
Through Mi Fancy Mi Life Till Mi Run In A Gleaner
One Big Stone Mi Use An Lick Dung Maria
An Den Mi Drawfi Helena, Di Sister
When Mi A Go Through Girls Town Mi Flex Like A Twister
Who Nuh In A Pain Get Bruise Up And Blister
I Nuh Looney Tune So Nuh Call Mi Sylvester
I Am Di Gal Dem Brididista, Watch Yah
Mi Al Dem Love Sponge, Mi A Dem Faucet
Not A Liability, Mi A Di Girl Dem Asset
Di Gal Dem Have Mi Man Fi Listen Pon Cassette, Gees, Gees

Chorus 2x

Repeat Verse 1

Repeat Chorus