The Ladies Used To Call Me Pimp/ Not Because I Walked With A Limp Or Because I Was Too Cool To Be Called Hip/ No, It Was Because I Spoke In A Tone That Wouldn't Leave Women Alone/ My Cologne Lingered In The Air/ Player, Player!/ As I Would Strut Without A Care/ My Clothes Were Mediums Of Expression/ Which Balance The Force Of Obsession/ Which Was Conquered By An Intellectual Charisma That Caused Women To Be Set Like A Jet Ready To Take Orbit Into A Planetary Dimension Called..Pimpness/ The Ladies Used To Call Me Pimp/ Until I Began To Slip/ That Is When I Fell In Love.