My Enemies Told Me
That I Look Like J. R. Ewing
But I Have No Money
My Plans Come To Nothing

Still I Have A Black Crocodile
With Green Eyes And A Big-big Smile
'Cause I'm A Very Good Guy

Maybe Someday
I Will Have A New Crocodile
With A Suspicious Smile

Maybe Someday
I Will Be A Cool Rich Guy
With A Black-balck Crocodile

Green-red-blue-black Crocodile

Last Hungry Saturday
I Ate My Black Crocodile
It Was The Right Way
And Now I'm Soaring In The Sky

This Thing I Just Wanna Do
Flying In A Tophat And A Shoe
I'm A Fool And A Great One Too

Take A Black Crocodile. Mix It With Sugar. Beat It Into A Light Foam - Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha