1st Floor Decide What You`ll Be One Day

With A Head Full Of Comment And Nothing To Say

2nd Floor Mixed Up It Happens That Way

Soon You Realize That Listening Don`t Pay

3rd Floor In Limbo, No Easy Moves

Up Or Down It`s Time To Choose



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The Elevators Going Up

Quick The Door`s About To Shut

Too Late We`re Full Just Hang Around

It Won`t Be Long - It Won`t Be Long Before It`s Down





4th Floor The Job Hunt And All That You Ask

Is An Honest Day`s Pay For An Honest Day`s Graft

5th Floor You May Make A Little More Money

Now It`s Apparent Downstairs Ain`t So Fuuny

6th Floor A Mortgage, A Collar And Tie

2 Weeks Vacation In June Or July





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The Elevators Going Up

Quick The Door`s About To Shut ....





7th Floor Expenses And Private Schools

Pushing A Pen You`re Not Turning The Tools

8th Floor Position, Respect And Acclaim

Move Up The 9th For Fortune Or Fame

10th Floor For Investment And Real Estate

Recouping The Redies Before It`s Tool Late

11th Floor The Penthouse The Final Cut

With A Head Full Of Comment And A Mouth That Stays Shut





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The Elevators Going Up

Quick The Door`s About To Shut ....