[Monoxide Child]

I Should Have Knew She Was A Freak By The Walked

And When I Talked To Her It Was Like She Never Got Caught

To This Day, She Swear To God It Wasn't Shit

Unless She Straight Up Just Tripped And Fell Up On A Fat Dick

I Know I Been Around The Block A Few Times

So I Really Didn't Mind That Her Mouth Had Some Stretch Lines

She Had Me Thinking I'm A Straight Up Mack

When In Fact, I'm Just Another Who Can Hit It From The Back

And Attack Her Intestinal Track And Leave A Puddle Of Spat

Down The Middle Of Her Pimpled Ass Crack

And Then Smack, I Had To Give That Bitch A Black Eye

Because The Pussy Just Don't Feel Right, Don't Know Why

I Thought I Was The Shit And Had This All On Lockdown

Come To Find Out That My Girl's Just A Cockhound

I Couldn't Deal With It, I Had To Bail Out Quick

Because That Bitch Just Love Sucking Strange Dick



[Chorus X2]

She Said I'm The Only One

...Said I'm The Only One

...Said I'm The Only One

Fuck You!



[Shaggy 2 Dope]

What Up Young Freaky Freak Tantalizing Tender?

Ain't Seen You In A Week And You Know I'm On The Tether

Whatever. I'm Free At 3:45, Remember?

I'll Call You Around 8:00 And We Can Get Together

Damn, Now This Bitch She Should Do A Thing Or Two

Grabbed My Meat And Did The Electric Boogaloo

Awww Shit! What The Fuck She Did?

Had My Nuts Kick Stepping And My Wang Did The Jig

That Ain't Shit, Check It Out Homie

Pull My Wallet Out My Pocket And Check My I.D.

For Sure, Just To Make Sure It's Me

And I'm A Michiganny Coming Straight From The D

We Dicked It Up, We Dicked It Down

I Hit It From The Back, She Gave Me Ridges Around

But Fuck All That, Instead I Have Her A Call

*fucking* PAUL!?



[Chorus X2]

She Said I'm The Only One

...Said I'm The Only One

...Said I'm The Only One

Fuck You!



[Jamie Madrox]

Son Of A Bitch

This Bitch Got Big Old Hickies On Her Neck

And Dick On Her Breathe

Trying To Kiss Me Talking About "Hey Boo..."

What The Fucks Wrong With You? (Dumb Bitch!)

You Could Have Brushed Your Teeth After Licking His Balls

You Could Have Had The Decency To Give Me A Call

I Was Worried Like A Motherfucka Hoping You Was Straight

While You Was Sucking And Fucking Some Strange Trouser Snake

I Thought I Was The Only Python In Your Thong, Bitch

That's The Same Pussy That I Put My Fucking Tongue Onto It

Exactly How Long That This Been Happening?

You Going Around And Me Just For Action

What Am I? Some Kind Of Dumb Lame Fuck?

Or Just Another Dick In Your Butt?

Say Something

Were You Trying To Crush My Heart Just For Fun?

It Was My Fault For Thinking When I Thought I Was The Only One



[Chorus X2]

She Said I'm The Only One

...Said I'm The Only One

...Said I'm The Only One

Fuck You!