You Been Jawin' At Me From Across The Bar,
Like I Messed With Your Woman Or I Stoled Your Car.
What's Your Problem? I Don't Even Know Your Name.
You Got A Chip On Your Shoulder 'bout Two-foot Wide,
If You're Lookin' For Trouble, Son, Step It Outside.
An' If You Want Me To Play, I'll Get In The Game.

An' I'll Be Singin':
"Hey, Batter Batter, Hey, Batter, Batter: Swing.
"Step Up To The Plate, Hoss: Do Your Thing."
My Whole Day's Been Goin' South.
Last Thing I Need Is You Runnin' Your Mouth.
One More Strike An', Buddy, You Struck Out.
"Hey, Batter Batter, Hey, Batter, Batter: Swing.
"Hey, Batter Batter, Hey, Batter, Batter: Swing."

Well, I Didn't Come Here In The Best Of Moods,
An' You Ain't Helpin' Matters With Your Attitude.
Get Yourself A Whiskey, An' Put It On My Check.
Well After That, If You Still Wanna Go,
We Can Stand Face To Face An' Toe To Toe,
An' If Your Buddy Wants A Piece Of Me Too, Tell Him He's On Deck.

An' I'll Be Singin':
"Hey, Batter Batter, Hey, Batter, Batter: Swing.
"Step Up To The Plate, Hoss: Do Your Thing."
My Whole Day's Been Goin' South.
Last Thing I Need Is You Runnin' Your Mouth.
One More Strike An', Buddy, You Struck Out.
"Hey, Batter Batter, Hey, Batter, Batter: Swing.
"Hey, Batter Batter, Hey, Batter, Batter: Swing."

I Don't Need This Confrontation.
Better Rethink Your Situation.
Ain't No Minor Thing To Me:
Welcome To The Major League.

Singin':
"Hey, Batter Batter, Hey, Batter, Batter: Swing.
"Step Up To The Plate, Hoss: Do Your Thing."
My Whole Day's Been Goin' South.
Last Thing I Need Is You Runnin' Your Mouth.
One More Strike An', Buddy, You Struck Out.
"Hey, Batter Batter, Hey, Batter, Batter: Swing.
"Hey, Batter Batter, Hey, Batter, Batter: Swing.
"Hey, Batter Batter, Hey, Batter, Batter: Swing.
"Step Up To The Plate, Hoss: Do Your Thing."
Won'tcha Do Your Thing?
What's He Say.
Bring It On, Hoss.