Ten Pounds Too Much To The Naked Eye

I Don't Take The Bus Because She Drives

Watermelon Lipstick, And Way Too Much

She Got Buttermilk Smile And A Thorny Touch

Street Smart, Like A Courtney Love

Can't Get Enough Hollywood Stories Of

Anybody Famous That Can Make Her Feel

Like They're All Kinda Friends In A Way

No Best Friend, Well One But She's Crazy

Grew Up To End Up A Professor Of Lazy

The Last Of Six Kids That All Left Town

Seems Nobody Ever Wanted Them Around

But She's Cool Like A Soda Can Sittin' On Ice

Always Orders Sushi, Only Eats The Rice

Talks About J Lo Like They're Best Of Friends

I Think She Loves Me, But It All Depends



Hey Baby, I Don't Wanna Be Your Superman

I Just Wanna Be Your Man And I'll Be Super, Baby

You'll Be Standin' In The Sun Shine

I'll Be Standin' Right Here In The Rain

You Save Me And I Will Save The Day



I Got A Sweet Gig Rakin' In The Cash With Karaoke

I Get The Crowd Goin' When I Sing The Hokey Pokey

I Shake It To The

Left And Then I Shake It To The Right

What's Not To Love, Man I'm On Tonight

I Got The LA Stylie With The New York Trim

Keep My Pants So Low

It's Like I'm Goin' For A Swim

I Got The Coppertone Tan, Like In Mexico

Well, Not Now But When I Go, Yea



I Know You Don't See Me Like A Movie Star

And It Can't Help Much That I Don't Have No Car

But You're My Favorite Thing, By Far

That's Gotta Count For Something