Featuring Eminem




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[Eminem]



If I'm Elected For Ten Terms



I'm Renewing The Staff After The Inagural



And Hiring All Girls As Interns



If I Don't Like You I'll Snatch You Outta Your Mic Booth



While You're Rappin And Pull Your Right Through The Window And Fight You



I'll Take You Straight To The Pavement



Uppercut You And Scrape Your Face Wit A Bracelet



Like A Razor That Shaved It



Three Drinks And I'm Ready To Flash



Runnin On Stage In A G-string, Wit A Bee Sting On My Ass (Look!)



It's Probably All Cuz I Ain't Awkward At All



I Just Like To Walk Through The Mall, Stop, And Talk To The Wall



And Have A Relapse After I Just Fought Through Withdrawl



(Hop In The Car Little Girl, I Just Bought You A Doll)



The Bad And Evil Movement Is Comin



Plus The Music Is Pumpin Like A Pill Freak Wit A Tube In His Stomach



I Write A Rhyme A Day



So It's No Wonder How Come Your Whole Album



Is Soundin Like A Bunch Of Shit That I Would Say



Whether It's One Verse Or One Letter



I'll Probably Be The Cleverest One That Never Gets Spun Ever



It's Slim Shady And Tony Touch, It's Only Us



The Rest Of Y'all Are Just Stuck In The Middle Wit Monie Love