Oh, Me Name Is Dick Darby, I'm A Cobbler

I Served My Time At Ould Camp

Some Call Me An Old Agitator

But Now I'm Resolved To Repent



Chorus:

With Me Ing-twing Of An Ing-thing Of An I-doe

With Me Ing-twing Of An Ing-thing Of An I-day

With Me Roo-boo-boo Roo-boo-boo Randy

And Me Lab Stone Keeps Beating Away



Now, My Father Was Hung For Sheep Stealing

My Mother Was Burned For A Witch

My Sister's A Dandy House-keeper

And I'm A Mechanical Switch



It's Forty Long Years I Have Traveled

All By The Contents Of Me Pack

Me Hammers, Me Awls And Me Pinchers

I Carry Them All On Me Back



Oh, My Wife She Is Humpy, She's Lumpy

Me Wife She's The Devil, She's Cracked

And No Matter What I May Do With Her

Her Tongue, It Goes Clickety-clack



It Was Early One Fine Summer's Morning

A Little Before It Was Day

I Dipped Her Three Times In The River

And Carelessly Bade Her "Good Day"