Well Frank Settled Down In The Valley
And Hung His Wild Years
On A Nail That He Drove Through
His Wife's Forehead
He Sold Used Office Furniture
Out There On San Fernando Road
And Assumed A $30,000 Loan
At 15 1/4 % And Put Down Payment
On A Little Two Bedroom Place
His Wife Was A Spent Piece Of Used Jet Trash
Made Good Bloody Marys
Kept Her Mouth Shut Most Of The Time
Had A Little Chihuahua Named Carlos
That Had Some Kind Of Skin Disease
And Was Totally Blind. They Had A
Thoroughly Modern Kitchen
Self-cleaning Oven (the Whole Bit)
Frank Drove A Little Sedan
They Were So Happy

One Night Frank Was On His Way Home
From Work, Stopped At The Liquor Store,
Picked Up A Couple Mickey's Big Mouths
Drank 'em In The Car On His Way
To The Shell Station, He Got A Gallon Of
Gas In A Can, Drove Home, Doused
Everything In The House, Torched It,
Parked Across The Street, Laughing,
Watching It Burn, All Halloween
Orange And Chimney Red Then
Frank Put On A Top Forty Station
Got On The Hollywood Freeway
Headed North

Never Could Stand That Dog