Well I Hung On To Mary's Stump
I Danced With A Soldier's Glee
With A Rum Soaked Crook
And A Big Fat Laugh
I Spent My Last Dollar On Thee
I Saw Bill Bones, Gave Him A Yell
Kehoe Spiked The Nog
With A Chain Link Fence
And A Scrap Iron Jaw
Cookin Up A Filipino Box Spring Hog
Spider Rolled In From
Hollister Burn
With A One-eyed Stolen Mare
Donned Himself With Chicken Fat
Sawin On A Jaw Bone Violin There
Kathleen Was Sittin Down
In Little Reds Recovery Room
In Her Criminal Underwear Bra
I Was Naked To The Waist
With My Fierce Black Hound
And I'm Cookin Up A Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin Up A Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin Up A Filipino Box Spring Hog

Dig A Big Pit In A Dirt Alley Road
Fill It With Madrone And Bay
Stinks Like Hell
And The Neighbors Complain
Don't Give A Hoot What They Say
Slap That Hog
Gotta Roll Em Over Twice
Baste Him With A Sweeping Broom
You Gotta Swat Them Flies
And Chain Up The Dogs
Cookin Up A Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin Up A Filipino Box Spring Hog

Rattle Snake Piccata With Grapes And Figs
Old Brown Betty With A Yellow Wig
Tain't The Mince Meat Filagree
And It Ain't The Turkey Neck Stew
And It Ain't Them Bruleed
Okra Seeds Though She
Made Them Especially For You
Worse Won A Prize For Her
Bottom Black Pie
The Beans Got To Thrown To The Dogs
Jaheseus Christ I Can Always
Make Room When They're
Cookin Up A Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin Up A Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin Up A Filipino Box Spring Hog