I Thought I Had Everybody On My Side

But I Went And Blew, All Sky High

And Now She Won't Even Spare A Passing Glance

All Just Because I Ripped My Pants


When Big Larry Came Around, Just To Put Him Down,

Spongebob Turned Into A Clown

And No Girl Ever Wants To Dance

With The Fool Who Went And Ripped Pants


I Know I Shouldn't Mope Around, I Shouldn't Curse

But The Pain Feels So Much Worse

'Cause Windin' Up With No One Is A Lot Less Fun

Than A Burn From The Sun Or Sand In Or Buns


Now I Learned A Lesson, I Won't Soon Forget

So Listen And You Won't Regret

Be True To Yourself, Don't Miss Your Chance

And You Won't End Up Like The Fool Who Went And Ripped His Pants!