We Got Winners,
We Got Losers.
Chain Smokers, And Boozers!
We Got Yuppies,
We Got Bikers.
We Got Thirsty Hitch Hikers.
And The Girls Next Door Dress Up Like Movie Stars...
Hmm Hmmm Mmm Mmm I Love This Bar!

We Got Cowboys,
We Got Truckers.
Breoken Hearted Fools And Suckers.
We Got Hustlers,
We Got Fighters.
Earlybirds And All Nighters.
And The Veterains Talk About Their Battle Scars.
Hmmm Hmmm Mmm Mmm I Love This Bar...

I Love This Bar.
Its My Kind Of Place.
Just Walkin' Through The Front Door Puts A Big Smile On My Face.
It Aint To Far...come As You Are.
Hmmm Hmmm Mmm Mmmm I Love This Bar.

I've Seen Short Skirts,
We Got High Techs.
Blue Collared Boys,
And Red Neaks.
We Got Loves,
Lots Of Lookers.
Dancin' Girls And Hookers.
And We Like To Drink Our Beer From A Mason Jar!!!
Hmmmm Hmmm Mmm Mmm I Love This Bar!

Yes I Do!

I Like My Truck,
I Like My Girlfriend.
I'd Like To Take Her Out To Dinner.
I Like A Movie Now And Then.

But I Love This Bar...
Its My Kind Of Place.
Just Strollin' Around The Dance Floor Puts A Big Smile On My Face.
No Cover Charge, Come As You Are!!!
Hmmm Hmmm Mmmm Mmm I Love This Bar!
Hmmm Hmmm Mmmm Mmm I Just Love This Old Bar!