I Thought It Would Be Dandy
If I Bought That Girl Some Candy
How Was I To Know She Was Allergic To Chocolate
I Thought It Would Be Fine
If We Shared A Glass Of Wine
She Said, "On No, Not Another Alcoholic."

Chorus:
I Don't Understand My Girlfriend
I Haven't Got A Clue
I Don't Know Where She's Coming From
Or Where She's Going To
But If Opposites Attract
Then I Found The Perfect Woman, Jack
I Don't Understand My Girlfriend
She Don't Understand Me, Too

Yeah I Thought I'd Show Some Class
And Order Pheasant Under Glass
How Was I To Know She Was An Avid Bird Watcher

Repeat Chorus

She Don't Understand Me Too
She Don't Understand Me Too