I See Her Layin' By The Poolside Every Day
She Ain't Got A Lot On
She Ain't Got A Lot To Say

She Wouldn't Look My Way
But Buddy, What Do You Expect
I'm Just The Fix-it-up Boy At The Apartment Complex

And She'll Go Out Dancin' 'bout Seven-fifteen
Climb Into The Back Of A Long Limosine
I Know Where She's Goin'
She's Goin' Downtown
I'm Goin' Downtown Too, And Take A Look Around

She's My Baby Doll
She's My Beauty Queen
She's My Movie Star
Best I Ever Seen
I Ain't Hooked It Up Yet
But I'm Tyin' Hard As I Can
It's Just A High Maintenance Woman
Don't Want No Maintenance Man

I'm Just Sittin' 'round Waitin' On A Telephone Call
After Water Pipe Exploded In The Living Room Wall
If Your Washer And Dryer Need A Repair
You Know The Hadyman's Waitin'
And He'll Be Right There

Twenty-four Hours
Seven Days A Week
If It's Gettin' Clogged Up Ot Maby Startin' To Leak
Just Ring Up My Number, Baby, Give Me A Try
You Know I Got All The Tools
And I Can Satisfy

She's My Baby Doll
She's My Beauty Queen
She's My Movie Star
Best I Ever Seen
I Ain't Asked Her Out Yet
'Cause I Don't Know If I Can
You See A High Maitenance Woman
Don't Want No Maintenance Man

She's My Baby Doll
She's My Beauty Queen
She's My Movie Star
Best I Ever Seen
I Ain't Hooked It Up Yet
But I'm Tryin' Hard As I Can
It's Just A High Maintenance Woman
Don't Want No Maintenance Mad
Ain't No Maintenance Woman
Gonna Fall For A Maintenance Man