I'm Just A Middle Aged Middle Eastern Camel Herding Man

I've Got A 2 Bedroom Cave Here In North Afghanistan

Things Used To Be Real Cool Then They Got Out Of Hand

When They Moved In -- They Call Themselves The Taliban (oooooooohh- Yea

The Taliban -- The Taliban Baby)



Now I Ain't Seen My Wife's Face Since They Came Here

They Make Her Wear A Scarf Over Her Head That Covers Her From Ear To Ear

She Loves The Desert And The Hot White Sand

But Man, She She Just Like Me -- Nah She Can't Stand, The Taliban (oohh

Taliban Baby -- Hmmmm)



Chorus:

You Know Someday Soon We're Both Gonna Saddle Up



And It'll Be Ride Camel Ride



My Old Lady She'll Be Here With Me



Smiling Right By My Side



We Should Do Just Fine Down In Palestine



Or Maybe Turkmenistan



We'll Bid A Fair Ado And Flip The Finger To The Taliban (ooh

Yea The Taliban -- Baby)



Now They Attack New York City Cause They Thought They Could Win

Said They Would Stand And Fight Until The Very Bloody End

Well Mr Bush Got On The Phone With Iraq And Iran

Said Now, You Knuckleheads You Better Not Be Doing Any Business With The

Taliban (taliban Baby)



So We Prayed To Allah With All Of Our Might

And Then Those Big U.S. Jets Came Flying In One Night

They Dropped Little Bombs All Over Our Holy Land

And Man You Should Have Seen Them Run Like Rabbits They Ran , The Taliban



Chorus:

You Know Someday Soon We're Both Gonna Saddle Up

And It'll Be Ride Camel Ride

My Old Lady She'll Be Here With Me

Smiling Right By My Side

We Should Do Real Fine Down Around Palestine

Or Maybe Turkmenistan

We'll Bid A Fair Ado And Flip A Couple Fingers To The Taliban (ooh Yea

Taliban)

We'll Bid A Fair Ado And Flip A Finger To The Taliban (baby)