My Billfold Doesn't Have A Prayer
There's Christmas Catalogs Everywhere
She Keeps Looking At The Jewelry Section
Cutting Pictures Out Of Her Selections

I Said We Need To Hold It Down This Year
And In Her Eye She Got A Big Ol' Tear
She Wants A Christmas Rock
But Santa's Pockets Ain't Got No Roll

Chorus:
She Don't Want Pots And Pans
Just Something Shinin' On Her Hand
With An Emerald Or A Diamond On It
I Had A Budget But She's Gone And Blown It
Down To The Jewelry Store, Here I Go
Hear The Clerk Say, Ho, Ho, Ho
She Wants A Christmas Rock
But Santa's Pockets Ain't Got No Roll

She Don't Want Anything From Sears
No Tools Or Garden Shears
There's Something Special On Her Mind
And I Can't Even Afford The Shine

I Wish She'd Settled For A Long Nightshirt
No, I've Got To Give Till It Hurts
She Wants A Christmas Rock
But Santa's Pockets Ain't Got No Roll

Repeat Chorus

She Wants A Christmas Rock
But Ol' Santa's Pockets Ain't Got No Roll