Ladies And Gentlemen
Yes, My Fine Gentlemen Friends, Okay
We're Gonna Turn To The Chapter In Eyenetics Called
Left Pimping
Everybody Turn To Left Pimping
Now As You Can See
It's Located In A Region Near Your Man
Called Untitled Space


I'm T-Boz, I Got It Like That
Left Eye's Dope, She's Got It Like That
Chilli's Fly, She's Got It Like That
TLC And That's Where It's At


I'm T-Boz, I Got It Like That
Left Eye's Dope, She's Got It Like That
Chilli's Fly, She's Got It Like That
TLC And That's Where It's At


We Met At The Park At The Summer Jams
Tims Untied With Saggy Pants
Not The Kind Of Guy I Would Give A Chance
But He Was Kinda Packin' Under Circumstance


6 Foot 3, Sexy As Can Be
I Saw Him Through The Crowd Comin' Up To Me
He Said Aren't You That Shorty From TLC
He Told Me 'bout The Things He Would Do To Me


(So Come On Over)
Let Me Check You Out
See Just What You're Talkin' 'bout
(So Come On Over)
Boy, You Turn Me On
Talkin' That Stuff On The Telephone


(So Come On Over)
You Got Me Showin' Through
So I Can't Wait To Get Next To You
(So Come On Over)
Don't Let It Take Too Long
I'm Ready To Put It On


You Need Some Ginseng For Your Ping Ping
So We Could Do It
Oops


First He Came And Then He Went
Right To Sleep On Me
I Could Not Believe
Wakin' Up To Give Me What I Need {Yeah, Yeah}


First He Came And Then He Went
Right To Sleep So Fast
Did He Have It Up His Sleeve
To Pull A Quickie On Me


He Pulled A Quickie On Me
No, No, N-no He Didn't
He Pulled A Quickie On Me
No, No, N-no He Didn't
He Pulled A Quickie On Me
No, No, N-no He Didn't
He Pulled A Quickie On Me
No, No, N-no He Didn't {Yeah, Yeah}


He Called Me Up To Apologize
Said He Owed Me One And Tonight's The Night
Didn't Know If He Should Get Another Chance
But He Was Kinda Packin' Under Circumstance


He Didn't Know That I Peeped Him Out
Picked Up On What A Quickie Is All About
So Went To Dinner, Back To The Crib
So I Could Switch It Up And Show Him How It Is


(So Come On Over)
Let Me Check You Out
See Just What You're Talkin' 'bout
(So Come On Over)
Boy, You Turn Me On
Talkin' That Stuff On The Telephone


(So Come On Over)
You Got Me Showin' Through
I Can't Wait To Get Next To You
(So Come On Over)
Don't Let It Take Too Long
I'm Ready To Put It On


Oh, Wait
Hold Up, Hold Up, Hold Up
Is Your Name Houdickie
'Cause I Heard You Pulled A Quickie


First He Came And Then He Went {Yeah}
Right To Sleep On Me
I Could Not Believe {I Could Not Believe}
Wakin' Up To Give Me What I Need {Yeah, Yeah}


First He Came (First He Came) And Then He Went (Then
He Went)
Right To Sleep So Fast
Did He Have It Up His Sleeve
To Pull A Quickie On Me


He Pulled A Quickie On Me
No, No, N-no He Didn't
He Pulled A Quickie On Me
No, No, N-no He Didn't
He Pulled A Quickie On Me
No, No, N-no He Didn't
He Pulled A Quickie On Me
No, No, N-no He Didn't {Yeah, Yeah}


Now As We Bring This Class To A Close
There Is One Last Thing That We Must Review, Everybody
Alright, It's Called The Left Pimp Dance
Now What You're Gonna Do Is You're Gonna Put Your Left
Foot In Front
Lean To The Left And Dip


Just Like Sweet Rivers, I Got A Taste For Flow
My Flow's The Next Show, Let's Flip This Icy Snow
And Soulfully Quiver 'cause The Rhythm Knows
How To Correlate With Next To Vertebrae's Glow
I'm Runnin' Enough Days Though, Meanin' I Kill Time
You Heard Of Mayo, Well, My Cars Do Real Fine
Miracle Whip This Lyrical Chick On Some Spiritual S***
This Will Be A Perennial Trip, Damn
I'm That Imperial B****


First He Came And Then He Went
Right To Sleep On Me {Right To Sleep On Me}
I Could Not Believe {I Could Not Believe}
Wakin' Up To Give Me What I Need {Yeah, Yeah}


First He Came And Then He Went
Right To Sleep So Fast {Right To Sleep So Fast}
Did He Have It Up His Sleeve
To Pull A Quickie On Me


I'm T-Boz, I Got It Like That
Left Eye's Dope, She's Got It Like That
Chilli's Fly, She's Got It Like That
TLC And That's Where It's At


No, No, N-no He Didn't
He Pulled A Quickie On Me
No, No, N-no He Didn't {Yeah, Yeah}


And I'm Not Doin' It With You Anymore