Well Joe Got A Promotion

He's Up There On Top

Everybody Was Cheerin' Him On

He Deserves Everything He's Got



Guess Who's The New Talk Of The Town

The New S.O.B.

The One Everybody Loves Cuttin' Down

Man It's A Sight To See

They All Smile Right To His Face, And Hide The Jealousy

Me I'm Just Working Hard To Get To That Place,

Where Everybody Hates Me



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Well Bill Got A Promotion

He Knocked Joe Back Down

Now Joe's Everybody's Long Lost Friend (laugh)

He's Back In The Crowd



Guess Who's The New Talk Of The Town

The New S.O.B.

The One Everybody Loves Cuttin' Down

Man It's A Sight To See

They All Smile Right To His Face, And Hide The Jealousy

Me I'm Just Working Hard To Get To That Place,

Where Everybody Hates Me



Well Everybody Wants To Be The Big Dog

Wanna Wag That Big Dog Tail

But Til' They Are They Wanna See The Big Dog Fail



You Pay Your Dues And You Get Your Breaks

Then Your The S.O.B.

The One Everybody Loves To Hate

It Just Comes Naturally

They All Smile Right To Your Face, And Hide The Jealousy

That's Just The Way It Goes And I Can't Wait

Til Everybody Hates Me